Murphy Is A Bottom, Fight Me

Koss. She/Her and They/Them.
Icons by Cosmo-k-oi-d, Bunker-boyfriends, and various RPH's.
Bechophy, Becho, Murphamy, Murphtavia, and Mecho shipper.
Murphy, Bellamy, and Echo stan.
Octavia critical.
AO3 -> Fleimkepakosskairipa.
Anti Clarke, Emori, Bellarke, and Memori.

imgetting2old4diss:

filmstreams:

Friends | S07E21

Mood

too-witches-to-come-sorry:

Someone once said to me, “I hope the pain eases soon.” It struck me as the purest blessing that had ever been offered over my head - I hope the pain eases soon. It’s so gentle, so kind, so hopeful. So to everyone who’s hurting: I see how hard you’re trying, and I hope your pain will ease soon.

weltinator:

as-seenon-tv:

I love working at joann fabrics today a guy asked me to show him the fake fur and when I did he goes “noooo… this won’t do” and part of my job is giving advice for projects so I asked him what he was using it for and he looks down at the floor and quietly says “… I wanna make a yeti costume to scare people with when we go skiing…”

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imgetting2old4diss:
“picsthatmakeyougohmm:
“hmmm
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How i feel i look in skinny jeans
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imgetting2old4diss:

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

How i feel i look in skinny jeans

ct4cd:

doctor: it appears you have Cigna

me: oh god is that fatal

doctor: that’s your insurance provider

doctor: but yes

jessicasuenicole:

archaeologicals:

fun facts!

  • leonardo da vinci was a year younger than christopher columbus.
  • stalin, freud, Ttto, trotsky and hitler walk into a bar……no really, it’s possible since they all lived in vienna in 1913.
  • aristotle tutored alexander the great.
  • abraham lincoln was twelve when napoleon bonaparte died.
  • an unusually well-traveled person in 5th century BC could have conceivably met confucius, lao tze, the buddha and socrates over the course of a seventy year life.
  • pharaohs and mammoths existed at the same time.
  • pocahontas and william shakespeare died, in the same country, less than a year apart from each other. 
  • oxford university is older than the aztec empire.

Stuff like this really makes me wish we learned history chronologically instead of geographically. You know how cool this shit is? So much can happen all at once and we keep pretending like it doesn’t

justbadpuns:

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat says to the other, ‘You stay here, I’ll go on a head.’..

smallwelshmonastery-deactivated:

I can never predict how weird I am going to be in a given situation and this is my cross to bear

parksanrec:

I’m the guy from the lady and the tramp who gives stray dogs pasta and stands in an alleyway playing an accordion for them